It’s unfortunate to have a job that requires you to work Sundays. You miss out on all of the uninhibited fun Las Vegas has to offer, when you stay home playing fetch with your dog on a Saturday night.
He did not, for example, touch down in time to wear a jungle-themed costume and attend the Party Animal event at Ghostbar Dayclub at the Palms.
He did not call an audible and watch Britney Spears perform at Planet Hollywood.
He did not huddle up with friends when Morrisey rocked the Joint at the Hard Rock Hotel.
He did not scramble to catch Raiding the Rock Vault at the Tropicana.
He did not ride the High Roller at the LINQ.
He did not avoid the rush and grab an early dinner at Charlie Palmer Steak in the Four Seasons.
He did not see Gordie Brown’s show at Golden Nugget. Sorry, no Brown’s for this guy tonight.
He did not enjoy the action at UFC 195 at the MGM Grand.
He did not feel like he was on Top of the World at the Stratosphere Tower.
He did not watch Skrillex spin at XS Nightclub inside Encore at Wynn Las Vegas.
He did not take some time out to shop around for something new at Crystals at ARIA.
He did not have a drive stall at Treasure Island just to see Mystere by Cirque du Soleil.
He did not witness The Chainsmokers at Hakkasan Nightclub.
He did not catch Whitney Cummings performing stand-up at The Venetian.
He did not give his signature Salute after dining at the newest restaurant inside Red Rock Resort.
He did not tackle all of the food stations at the French Market Buffet at The Orleans.
He did not check out Joe Rogan at The Mirage.
He did not get a relaxing treatment at Ciel Spa at SLS Las Vegas.
He did not hog the Marquee inside at the Cosmopolitan.
He did not have been trying to work his way through the D … to grab a bite at Andiamo Italian Steakhouse downtown at The D Las Vegas.
He did not lead a quick drive at Exotics Racing at Las Vegas Motor Speedway.
He did not enjoy a cold-weather environment like the Minus-5 Ice Bar at Mandalay Bay.
He did not partake in a pregame meal at Benihana in the Westgate Las Vegas.
He did not try to generate much O at the Cirque du Soleil show at the Bellagio.
Yep, there’s definitely a lot Johnny Vegas didn’t do on Saturday night.
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